On Entertainment

G: It started out as a great pitchers' duel between Smoltz and Glavine, but it's become a rollicking affair, six to six. Mr. Met should... get out on the mound, good arm!

K: A rollicking affair? I like that word.

G: Former met Tyler Yates takes over the pitching. You used to like to rolic.

K: Of course! My favorite pastime! Especially after midnight.

On Television

G: Well, thousands auditioned, three are left, and this Tuesday one will become the next Pussycat Doll. Don't miss the season finale at CW's smash hit Pussycat Dolls: The Search for the Next Doll. Tuesday at 9 right here on the CW11.

K: What did you say?

G: I have no idea what I said!

K: You better watch it.

G: I know if you're the next American Idol you get a recording contract; what do you get if you're the next Pussycat Doll?

K: You said it again!

G: Do I want to know? Alou fouls it back.

K: Anthony, get Gary some coffee, would you please? He needs to wake up a little bit.

G: Think we can get that show on SNY?

On Architecture

G: And of course in this particular bullpen [at Citizens Bank Park], you sit down there with the fans raining abuse on you from up above. There's where they sit, and there are fans right above them.

K: Well they're under cover right there. They're in the Führer-bunker.

On Literature

On Honesty

G: The Nationals beat the Marlins their third game of the season on a game-winning hit in the bottom of the 9th by Dmitri Young. That is the only time they have lead a game this season.

K: Well... (G: Changeup misses, 2-2.) Can we say that they stink?

G: You can say they stink. Well let's put it this way, they are... challenged.

On Money (Part Two)

Video of the Brooklyn Bridge shot from a moving boat, while Gary recites the broadcast sponsors.

K: Was that a live shot of the city? Do we have a boat out there? SNY, they really spent some money this year!

G: That's the "SS SNY".

K: Last year we couldn't buy a shot!

On Money (Part One)

G: [Phillies pitcher Adam] Eaton got three years and 24 million dollars, off a partial season last year.

R: Excuse me while I'm salivating here, let me just wipe this off.