On Food

G: What I miss, because of interleague play, is, you know, more games with the older rivals, the Cubs, the Cardinals, games like that. To me that's why I'd like to see just the Mets and Yankees, and kinda lose the rest of it.

Ralph Kiner: Now that's the icing on the cake, right there.

G: Right! Well the icing's always the best part, isn't it?

Ralph Kiner: Well the cakes I eat are pretty bad.

On Travel

Gary reads a promo for "CommuterCast" on the CW11 Morning News.

G: That's how you get where you're going.

R: That's how I get here, couldn't today though. Bags, bags.

G: Oh it's a road trip.

R: Yeah, it's a problem with bags.

G: Ben Johnson takes a strike. If you go on the subway with your bags, do people, like, give you money?

R: No, they don't give me money but what happens, you get some really odd looks from people because you're taking up more room than you should.

K: You must keep your eye on your bags when you're on that 7 train.

R: Mine are so heavy, no problems. No one's running away with these bags.

G: Wheels. You have wheels on your bags?

R: No wheels.

G: You need wheels. Johnson fouls it off, 1-2.

R: You know I have that personality. If everyone's doing it, I can't do it. If everyone's doing wheels, I go with carry. Once everyone starts to go back to carry, I'll be with the wheels.

G: You have a lock on your bag?

R: Uh, no.

G: We're going to Detroit.

R: No lock! There's nothing worth nothing, nothing worth anything in that bag.